Socks were made for sliding.

When you tell a ridiculous lie and your parents believe you:

heyfunniest:

When you tell the dead ass truth and your parents don’t believe you:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

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pastichee:

live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT?

theepichumor:

http://goo.gl/eRtGF

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