Socks were made for sliding.

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

(via swa-gay)

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

(Source: teacupsandnutmeg, via you-reinmybubble)

petcanadian:

staygold-hannah:

petcanadian:

australiansanta:

rosaparking:

australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot

no its almost winter here we’re freezing

no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie

What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?

well i could, but fuck that i’m cold. because i know what cold actually feels like

(via you-reinmybubble)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via h-omeskillet)

all-hail-the-moffinator:

sackville-baggins:

sackville-baggins:

Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die

He died.

I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

(via all-my-feelz-and-creys)

rneerkat:

a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance

(via swa-gay)

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via humormill)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via humormill)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

(via h-omeskillet)

horse-feces:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

(via fuckyeahloldemort)