this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD
you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. get back on the right track. fix up your life. mend your personal issues. call your mom once a day. tell someone you love them. eat healthy. live life to the fullest. that’s what it’s all about.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem