i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?
well i could, but fuck that i’m cold. because i know what cold actually feels like
I write sins not five page research papers
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die
I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags