tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

(via turkishpizzafan)

officialfrenchtoast:

When ur friends are making fun about stuff you are secretly insecure about

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(via laughorelse)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via d1rty-virgin)

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

(via not-acop)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a sign in braille that says “Do Not Touch”

(via vanillaicecreamandchips)

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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(Source: turnipsalad, via wowokaycool)

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

(via obamasvagina)

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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